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(1978)
These Satanists buy a dog so they can have a demon screw it and make evil puppies. When a movie starts off with something that fucked-up you know it's gonna be cool. The Satanists kill this family's dog then have an evil fruit & vegetable salesman stop by and give them one of the demons. Right away it uses its puppy Omen powers to set the annoying maid on fire and that's the end of her. Later when it grows up it wastes this Marmaduke-type dog (and good riddance), drowns a dude, and runs another guy in front of a car. It also turns the kids into little bastards and the wife into a mega-slut (this chick's fucking hideous, by the way, so don't get too excited). Finally the dad gets pissed off and takes the dog out to shoot it, but bullets don't hurt it so he has to learn some magic shit for the final showdown. In the end the dog turns into this dumb monster that looks like a see-through wolf with horns and an afro, but the rest of the movie rocked so hard that I'm willing to let that slide.
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