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Devil's Diary

(2007)

A couple of underage hotties are goofing around in the cemetery when lightning strikes a tombstone and underneath they find - that's right - the Devil's Diary. When they read it they find out who the Devil has a crush on, so they tell everybody at school and he is just totally humiliated. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Okay, seriously, it's actually blank, but when one of the chicks starts using it as her diary every bad thing she writes down happens for real: this cheerleader gets her legs crushed by an SUV, a jock gets his face burned off in chemistry class, and another kid gets both his eyes poked out playing pool (yeah, I know: duh). Eventually the goddamn Catholics get wind of the whole thing and they send in a guy, but by the time he gets his hands on the diary this movie is completely out of control with chicks flying through the air and priests getting crucified and people bursting into flame. It's pretty entertaining. There's oodles of hot ass (the main blonde chick and the cheerleader who gets a stage light dropped on her noggin earn top honors here), a catfight, and just enough blood & puking to make up for the fact that none of these girls actually show us the goods.