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The Devil with Hitler

(1942)

It turns out Hell is run by all these guys in suits & ties and Martian hats, and they decide that Hitler is so evil that when he dies he should get to be in charge. The Devil isn't too keen on that idea, so he makes this bet with the other guys that if he can get Hitler to do like one good deed then he gets to keep his job. The Devil goes to Earth and tries to trick Hitler into doing something nice, but I guess he gets bored pretty easily because he also turns invisible every once in a while so he can do stuff like spray Hitler with hot water or cut a rope he's hanging from and make him crash through the floor. Later Hitler, Mussolini, and the General of Japan (or whoever that guy is) all take out insurance policies on each other and sneak around trying to put bombs in each other's bedrooms, but they all end up in bed together with all three bombs and get blown out of their pajamas. Hitler's zany bad luck doesn't stop there: a bucket of paint falls on his head, his own guys slap him around because of mistaken identity, and towards the end he gets another bucket with a bomb in it stuck on his ass.

Jesus fucking Christ. No wonder we won that war.