Dinocroc

(2004)

These scientists decide to make a supercrocodile and it escapes, if you can believe that. It kills a bunch of people, but even though one of them was her boyfriend's kid brother, the main chick messes up this trap they set for it just to save some stray dogs they were using as bait. Nice priorities, cunt.* In the end the dinocroc gets hit by a train. You'd think a seeing a giant crocodile getting blasted by a freight train would fuckin' rule, but they fuck the whole thing up and it's totally lame, just like the rest of this worthless movie. They should have called it "Dino Crock of Shit".

*The worst part is that the boyfriend helps her! Try growing a pair, you pussywhipped little bitch.

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