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Disturbing Behavior

(1998)

This kid is parked with a chick, but he tells her they can't fuck because he "needs his fluids" for a "the big game". For what, jerking off into the other team's face? No wonder this movie is called "Disturbing Behavior". Next the fag tells her that her tattoo is really "self-mutilation", but she just shrugs it off and says "Self-mutilate this, fluid boy." Okay, I will pay good cash money to anyone who can tell me what the hell that's supposed to mean. Maybe it's code for "Shut up and screw me, you goddamned jock queer."

Anyway, it turns out he isn't just your typical tight end (heh); it seems that this crazy doctor is giving kids the Clockwork Stepford treatment and turning them into complete tools who occasionally flip out and randomly attack people. So it's basically The Stepford Children, except with more fistfights. That's okay though, because even though it isn't exactly gory there's plenty of quality ass on hand, a punk chick coldcocks a crazy girl who won't stop screaming, a car goes over a cliff with about a hundred dipshits piled on top of it, and every once in a while somebody says something so fucking bizarre you actually have to rewind to make sure you heard it right. Like when they're about to kick the piss out of the main guy, one of the Stepford kids goes "Ice ice baby" for absolutely no reason, and later when they're wheeling him in to be brainwashed somebody tells him "Be the ball". The best though is when someone gives the main bad guy shit for turning his own daughter into a vegetable and he goes "She wasn't that bright to begin with." Ha! That's great.