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Dogs

(1976)

Some dog-like animals are killing people, but this hippie professor just can't solve the mystery. It's not wolves... it's not foxes... it's not coyotes... What other dog-like animals are there?  He's stumped. Eventually he figures it out, but by then it's too late because the dogs are on a rampage- one dog even gets this broad while she's taking a shower! He grabs a shotgun and goes to rescue his girl,* while another professor rounds up everyone at the college so they can hide in the library, which leads to this hilarious conversation:

Dork: "I can't find my roommate."
Professor: "Your roommate? Who's your roommate?"
Dork: "Howard Kaplan."
Professor: "Howard? The fat boy you mean?"
Dork: "He was hungry."

Ah, fat people. Will they ever learn? The professor manages to find the kid, but in the end it doesn't matter because the dogs bust into the library and kill almost everybody. The first half of this movie is pretty boring, but when everything finally pops off it's bloody enough, so it's an okay flick if you like seeing dogs kill people, or people kill dogs. Me, I'm a big fan of both.

*Frankly I wouldn't walk across the street to save this chick, but he's a hippie so naturally he has lower standards than a cool person like me.