Dog Soldiers

(2002)

These "be all you can be"-type dudes are training in the woods when suddenly all these werewolves show up and start ripping the shit out of everybody. Some of the dudes manage to escape and of course they board themselves up in this house. I'm pretty fucking sick of movies where people board themselves up in a house when they're being attacked by monsters, but this time it's actually pretty cool because when the werewolves finally get in everybody ends up kicking and shooting their way through walls and floors and all kinds of crazy shit and it totally rocks. It's gory as fuck, too- the werewolves tear heads off and pull people to pieces, but the best part is where this guy's guts are hanging out and this pet dog grabs some and tries to play tug-of-war with them while he's still alive. Ha! That's good shit- this movie fucking rules.

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