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Dominique

(1978)

I hate these classy fucking ghost movies were everybody is all prim and proper and never gets naked or anything. This dude's wife hangs herself, but he's happy about it because she was ugly and really irritating. Too bad for him that her ghost comes back and starts haunting him. The dude has his chauffer dig her up (How come when people dig up a grave in movies they always act all surprised when the shovel finally hits the coffin? Like what the fuck were they expecting?) and they find out that the coffin is full of rocks, so now the dude figures his wife is alive and just fucking with him. But when he has the coffin dug up all officially and shit, the dead wife is there. Blah blah blah... finally somebody gets killed, and when the wife shows up again the dude freaks and falls out a window and dies. The only good thing about this movie is that Jessica 6 from Logan's Run is in it, but this also torpedos the ending because the final bit of business hinges almost entirely on a dude turning her down and what dude would turn down Jessica 6? It's just too impossible to believe. Unless that character was supposed to be a fag.