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Don't Be Afraid of the Dark

(1973)

This little hottie and her husband move into an old house that has a bricked-up fireplace in the basement. This handyman dude tells them not to open the fireplace up, so, being a chick, of course that's the first thing she does. That was a bad move on her part, because it turns out these little monsters live in the fireplace and they get out and start fucking with her. They spy on her, try to get her with a razor while she's in the shower, and kill this dude she knows by tripping him down the stairs, but her husband is such a total cocksucker that he doesn't even care. In fact, when she freaks out because the monsters try to grab the her from under the table during a dinner party, he yells at her for embarrassing him! If I had been around, I would have punched that prick in the throat, booted those creepy little fuckers through a window, then given this chick's pussy a well-deserved workout before burning that dump to the ground and taking her hot little ass to the Caribbean for a fresh start. Unfortunately I wasn't in town that day so those little bastards fuck her world up good. I hope her dickhead husband is satisfied.