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(1975)
The credits have all these fucked up, freaky dolls in them, but that's as scary as this movie gets. This cute chick with nice perky little breasts goes to her dying grandma's, where all these creepy, annoying fucks show up. There's the grandma's doctor, who's a total dick, a judge who says; "You think I'm a rustic fool. I'm not. I can quote great literature," and this museum curator who's just straight-up crazy. All these guys want the grandmother's house, so they keep giving the chick a bunch of shit, and finally she starts getting these crank phone calls. The chick takes a bath in one part, walks around in a towel, and even touches herself during one of the obscene phone calls, but they never show her naked! Fucking weak. There was something sticky all over the copy I rented.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
