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Doppelganger

(1993)

Drew Barrymore moves in with this dude and it's not long before she humps the shit out of him on the kitchen floor, but then in the morning she flips out and says it was actually her evil ghost twin he nailed and he needs to back the fuck off. Obviously she's batty as a fruitcake, but she is throwing it out and does look like Drew Barrymore, so he weighs his options and decides to let her stick around. You would've done the same thing and you know it.

After a while it starts to look like maybe there really is a doppleghost, but then it turns out that the ghost and just about everyone else we've met through this whole movie are all really the same guy wearing different masks. You know how in old episodes of Scooby-Doo people would wear like two or three masks over the top of one another and somehow it would fool everybody? Well this was pretty much the same thing. As if that isn't stupid enough, just as the bad guy is about to stab the main dude Drew Barrymore suddenly twists all around like a Twizzler and turns into a giant cocoon and these two freaky monsters burst out. (Normally I don't like to tell the end of a movie so people have a chance to try to figure it out and shit, but I'm pretty sure nobody would've seen that coming.) None of this crap makes any sense at all, but there's a bunch of gory murders and Drew showers in blood in one part and rubs it all over her tits, so I'm gonna have to go ahead and give this one a thumbs up.