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The Dover Boys of Old P.U.

(1942)

Old P.U.? Ha ha! I get it. Take that, college. Learning is for fags. This cartoon is about these three tools who are all engaged to the same broad (fucking whore). They take her out to play hide & seek, but this other cat polishes off about a dozen shots in like ten seconds, steals a car, and kidnaps her while her fiancés are all hiding in a bar. Yeah, "hiding". Sure. In the end the three tools kick the shit out of the bad guy, which means this cartoon has violence, drunk driving, and even though they don't show all three fiancés run a train on the bitch you know it probably happened sometime. It's a pretty cool cartoon. In fact, old cartoons are almost always cool: one of the other ones on this tape makes fun of Indians, fat chicks, Rhode Island, and a bunch of other shit that sucks; and another one shows a bunch of hillbilly dogs and cats blasting the hell out of each other with shotguns, blowing each other up with dynamite, and chugging moonshine. I wish kids' cartoons still had hilarious shit like cats getting shot and alcoholism and stuff. Nowadays they all just have lessons and it's totally gay.

The back of this tape says "You'll relish this fine showing for all the years of your life." Like I said, it was okay, but Jesus H. Christ I'm not gonna rank it up there with the first time I got to third base or something. Get a little perspective, idiots.