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The Dragon Lives Again

(1976)

This starts out with Bruce Lee waking up in hell, because he's dead. He just wants to chill and eat some noodles, but it turns out Clint Eastwood, James Bond, the priest from The Exorcist, Dracula, the Blind Swordsman, and Emmanuelle (the porno chick) want to take over hell so he has to kick all their asses. After Bruce takes care of that business the Emperor of Hell decides to get this magic dude to bring a whole army of mummies to fuck him up. Bruce looks like he might be outmatched this time, but then Kung Fu, the One-Armed Boxer, and Popeye all show up to help him and they manage to kick all the mummies' asses too. In the end the Emperor of Hell gives up and tells Bruce he can come back to life and they show this Bruce Lee puppet fly up into the air. During the whole movie everyone keeps talking about how huge Bruce's cock is, and in one part he apologizes for cheating on his wife when he was alive! What the fuck? I know you probably think I'm full of shit but I swear to God this is what really happens in this movie, plus there's tons of tits, so I think it's safe to say that this is the best movie that has anything to do with Bruce Lee that will ever be made and you should try to see it ASAP before the James Bond and Popeye peoples' lawyers get back from vacation and they sue these crazy bastards back to the fucking stone age.