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Dr. Goldfoot and the Bikini Machine

(1965)

This evil scientist Dr. Goldfoot builds a machine that can make hotties in gold bikinis out of thin air. If I had a machine like that, I'd lock myself in a room somewhere with about ten of those robot bitches and if someone came around because, I dunno, I owed rent or something, I'd just send one of them out to pay the bill in robot pussy. You can bet your life you'd never see my ass again, and fuck all of you because you wouldn't be missed. Dr. Goldfoot just uses the robots to steal money, though, which is sort of weak if you ask me but maybe he's gay or something. I guess that's his business.

Anyway, this is totally an idea that deserves a 100% A, except the guy out to stop Dr. Goldfoot acts like Jerry Lewis so I had to take away 50%. Dr. Goldfoot is actually Dr. Phibes though, and he rocks so it gets back 40%. Too bad most the jokes are people bumping their heads and stepping on rakes and shit, so that's minus another 30%.  It gets back 25% because the robots chicks go-go dance a couple of times, but I knocked off 30% again because three of 'em are kinda ugly. Dr. Goldfoot makes one of the robot chicks who fucked up scrub the floor as punishment, which was hilarious, so I added 20% again, but then when it was all over we hadn't seen one single tit so that cost it 70% which means in the end it only had a 5% F. Stupid bastards.