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Dr. Jekyll vs. the Werewolf

(1972)

These robbers kill this guy and are about to rape his hot wife too (since she's obviously asking for it by being attractive), but just then this other dude shows up, bear hugs one of them to death, and smashes another one's head in with a big rock. The rest of the robbers decide to get revenge by busting into his place, but it turns out the dude's a werewolf so he rips the shit out of them. There's only one robber left at this point and you'd think by now he'd figure out that maybe he should stop fucking with this dude, but he comes back looking for trouble again so the dude just strangles him. By now the whole village is all riled up though, so (of course) they come after the wolfman with torches and pitchforks and he has to escape in his car. The hot chick whose husband got murdered decides she's in love with the wolfman (life goes on, I guess), so she takes him to Dr, Jekyll for help. On his way to see Dr. Jekyll though he gets stuck in the elevator, and when the full moon comes out he turns into the werewolf and kills this nurse who's trapped in the elevator with him. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Later Dr. Jekyll cures the werewolf by turning him into Mr. Hyde. His plan is to cure him of being Mr. Hyde too, but his catty assistant bitch fucks everything up by stabbing Dr. Jekyll in the back. I don't mean she betrays him- I'm talking with like a scalpel or something. Mr. Hyde goes around doing evil shit like impaling the catty chick (jeez- at least sample the goods first, Hyde, she looked doable) and pushing a guy into the water (Oh no!), but when he goes to this shitty dance club to pick up more chicks he'll probably kill without even bothering to fuck first (queer) he turns back into the wolfman. For some reason Mr. Hyde decided to sport this grey long-sleeved sweatshirt and a pair of black slacks for his big night on the town, so that's what the wolfman ends up wearing during his final rampage. It's fucking hilarious. This movie had a lot of funny parts, but there's a ton of fine pussy on display and not one of them shows us her rack. That's just not acceptable, so it gets zero stars out of a possible more.