Dr. Strange

This big monster that looks like an animated turd or something is all hot & bothered about this old wizard dude, so he sends some witch to kick the guy's ass. This witch doesn't fuck around, either- right away she possesses Dori Doreau, grabs the wizard, and throws him off an overpass. The wizard is pretty badass, though, and he just gets up and walks away.

Dori Doreau starts freaking out and gets put in the hospital, and it turns out her doctor is Dr. Strange. The wizard comes to Dr. Strange to give him superpowers, but Dr. Strange isn't interested. A whole lot of nothing goes on until finally halfway through the fucking movie the wizard convinces Dr. Strange to go into some dream dimension or whatever and save Dori from the witch. The witch sends this evil knight to stop him and finally it looks like something's going to happen, but Dr. Strange just chases him off with some magic gobbledygook. That's total bullshit- we wait all this time and Dr. Strange doesn't even fight the fucker, he just yells at him! Weak. Anyway, the witch chick tries to make more trouble, but her pussy is so wet for Dr. Strange that she fucks up and the good guys win. When it's all over, Dr. Strange finally gets his superhero outfit, but instead of being like the one in the comic book it's yellow, purple and silver. He looks like a colorblind fag.

This movie sucked serious ass, but at least Dori Doreau looked good. Man, I'd like to tap me some of that.

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