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Duck! The Carbine High Massacre

(2000)

These two loser kids keep getting harassed by these other kids at school- a fat jock, a guy who's really into his shitty car, a black guy who hates whitey, and this pig-ugly skank who's supposed to be like the hot class slut but I've never met a guy in my entire life who would be desperate enough to fuck her. There's also a cute but annoying chick who's always writing songs, a retard in a wheelchair, a stupid fat goth guy and his hot goth girlfriend who could do a lot fucking better, and finally Misty Mundae, who's one of the hottest chicks in the world but she's all religious and chaste in this movie so she's totally worthless. One day, one of the loser kids gets the absolute shit kicked out of him, so he and his buddy vow revenge. They buy a bunch of guns from this guy who has a naked 13-year-old girl in a cage and go to their school and shoot the place the fuck up. In one scene they make Misty Mundae suck off a gun before they use it to blow off the back of her head. This movie wasted Misty Mundae and that goth chick because they never took a shower together, kissed, or even flashed their tits, but there was a ton of blood once the two main guys stopped whining and started blowing people away, so I guess this is worth seeing if you like gore or are just thinking about shooting up your school because you're an asswipe and nobody likes you.