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The Dukes of Hazzard:
Hazzard in Hollywood

(2000)

Hazzard County is having like this fundraiser so they can build a hospital. Some of the events and shit are catching rattlesnakes with your bare hands and chucking axes around, so I'm thinking if they just cancelled the fundraiser they probably wouldn't need the hospital in the first place, fucking moron rednecks. Anyway, the Dukes decide to get into like the music business to get more money so they take a bunch of bootleg country music tapes they downloaded off the internet or something to L.A., but when they get there they have to fight the Russian mafia.

What... the... fuck?

Remember when Enos got his own show but nobody watched it and it got cancelled after like a month? I'm pretty sure this movie is the revenge of the people who made the Enos show:  Enos is a total badass in this movie and all the chicks want to get on his jock, but both the Duke boys spend the whole time crying like bitches and being in love instead of being cool and jumping over shit with their car. Rosco is the Dukes' friend now and has a stuffed dog instead of a real one, Boss Hogg and Uncle Jesse are dead, and Cooter and Cletus are in it just long enough to maybe get a sandwich from the catering truck and pick up their checks for fifty bucks or whatever. It's not hard to get the message here. If Enos ever comes out on DVD everyone needs to buy a copy and make it a best seller and maybe they'll forgive us and make another Dukes movie that isn't complete horseshit.