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Duran Duran: Girls on Film

(1983)

I always heard there was a video for "Girls on Film" that had tits in it, but I figured it was just one of those "urban legends"; you know, like the old lady who tried to dry her poodle in the microwave (and that definitely doesn't work, trust me). Well it turns out it's true, and here it is. Some of the chicks are pretty damn hot, too. I don't care what anybody says, Duran Duran are fucking awesome. The credits say it was directed by Godley & Cream, which came as news to me because I thought all they ever did was make that awful, whiny-bitch song "Cry". I'm tempted to say this balances out their account a little bit, but screw that- you still fucking suck, Godley & Cream. Pussies.

The "B Side" of this "Video 45" is "Hungry Like the Wolf" and even though a videotape doesn't have a B side I kind of wonder how many idiots tried to take the tape out and put it back in upside-down. You know it had to happen at least once.