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The Earth Dies Screaming

(1965)

Almost everybody on Earth drops dead, and the people left aren't much better off, what with the robots lumbering around turning everybody into zombies. A few survivors do end up hiding out in this building called the "T&A Centre" though, which if you ask me doesn't sound so bad. Later the main guy has to rescue this old bat from one of the robots, so he smashes a jeep into it and finally figures out... that it's a robot. Wow- better start looking over your shoulder, Copernicus. And I like how he tries to act like he suddenly understands exactly what's going down now: "A few things begin to make sense…" Stop talking out your ass, Captain Bullshit, you aren't fooling anybody. They pretty much pull the end out of their asses too- it's like somebody looked at their watch and said "Okay, time to wrap this crap up," so suddenly the day is saved. "The Earth Dies Screaming" is an awesome name for a movie, but there's no gore, no hot chicks, and absolutely nothing cool happens. What a fucking joke- a movie with killer robots and zombies should've rocked a lot harder than this. And I like how when a baby is born in one part the first thing they do is run out and get it a Sambo doll with a big ol' afro. You honkies just never let up, do you?