Eliminators

(1986)

A mad scientist builds this half robot/half dude that has like swap-out accessories and can turn into a tank. It's about time someone found a practical use for Micronauts technology. The mad scientist pisses the robot off though so it escapes, and when it goes to Tasha Yar for repairs she offers to help kick the scientist's ass. On their way back to the scientist's pad they get in a boat chase, fight some cavemen, and even pick up a kung fu guy to back 'em up. All this plus we almost get to see Tasha's tits. It's sooooo close, but not quite. That's too bad too, because if she hadn't been such a prude this movie would've gone from "pretty good" to "totally awesome". Tasha Yar is fucking hot.

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