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The Enchanted

(1982)

This black dude is out in these haunted woods hunting and fishing and just generally being rustic and shit when he sees these weird-ass little creatures sneaking into a double-wide. Proving that black people are smarter than white people every day of the week and twice when totally fucked-up shit is going down, he minds his business and hightails it out of there.

Later on this other dude who used to live around there moves back to start a ranch or something. These freaky people show up looking for work, and I guess he's pretty fucking hard up because he falls in love with one of them, even though she's ugly enough for three chicks. He starts nailing her and she moves in, but she acts all crazy and shit and finally it turns out (I swear to fucking God) that she's a bird. I'm not trying to be all British or whatever- I mean she's really a quail or something, like with feathers and everything. I'll have to admit that there aren't too many movies around about having sex with a chick who turns out to be a quail, so if that's the kind of movie you want to see this is probably your only option.