Video Picks for Perverts
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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1970)
After their picnic of KFC and dirty pond water these idiot college kids start messing around with the Book of the Dead (beta version), and before you know it a shitload of Dungeons & Dragons also-rans are all over their asses. I guess some of the monsters look okay in an old Sinbad movie kind of a way, but it's all pretty pointless; the best part is probably where the cutest chick (by default) almost gets raped, but they totally puss out when it comes to showing anything so all we're left with is a goofy-looking park ranger (nice eyebrows, you fucking dork), a bunch of Sinbad monsters, and a car driven by nobody except you can totally see the guy driving it chasing four dipshits all over the place. For some fucked-up reason you can actually buy a huge 40-dollar two-DVD special edition of this movie, which is kind of like buying a goblet cut from a single diamond to drink Johny Bootlegger out of. Seriously, who's kidding who here? Get over yourselves, you delusional douchebags.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
