Eve's Christmas

(2004)

The chick in this movie is all independent and successful and whatnot, so it looks like it's time for a Christmas miracle to bring a man into her life so she can forget all that nonsense, cook me some dinner, and start popping out babies. She decides to wish on a Christmas star, and I'll be fucked Muslim style if it doesn't work and she ends up going back in time to when she almost got married. This time she decides to go through with it, plus she makes some other changes, like hooking up her best friend so she can get hitched too. Movies always act like getting married is the ultimate happy ending, but they always seem to forget that afterwards you have to BE married. And what about my Christmas wish, to see the best friend naked? She's pretty cute but her suckle sacks don't make a single appearance.

These goddamn Christmas movies never have tits in them. It's gonna be a long month.

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