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Evicted

(2000)

This is one of the biggest motherfucking pieces of shit I've ever seen in my entire life. It's basically about these three assheads who throw one of the lamest parties in the history of the world- a party so fucking weak that the most exciting thing going on is two faggots with no shirts on getting drunk and talking about "Frampton, man". If you got invited to this party you would leave in like two seconds, so why the fuck would you want to watch a movie about it? The only reason I didn't turn the DVD off in the middle is because this one hot, hot, hot fucking blonde in a short skirt and thigh-highs showed up in the beginning, and she was so fine it would have been worth watching this garbage a hundred times if she ended up getting naked at some point. She didn't though, so except for the fact that now I know she exists and maybe someday I can track her down and convince her to marry me, this whole shitbag movie was a complete waste of time, even for me, and I haven't actually left the house in like ten days.