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The Evil Within

(1989)

This crazy monster knocks some chick up, and the monster baby talks to the broad from inside her stomach and tells her to kill dudes and drink their blood. This chick doesn't fuck around, either: she stabs a guy in the neck and pretends to be kissing him so she can suck the blood out of his mouth right in front of these bystanders; runs one goofball over with a car and then bashes his whole fucking head off; and even hijacks a bloodmobile, drinks a bunch of the blood out of the bags, then crashes the bastard. It's gory as hell, and as if that isn't awesome enough every once in a while the chick (who's pretty cute) strips down and graces us with her enormous jugs or some full frontal. That would be enough cool shit for any movie, but there's also a dream where these huge arms burst out of the chick's stomach, a guy getting into a car crash & eating windshield, an old lady getting choked with a phone cord, a guy exploding in the back of an ambulance, and in the end the baby monster crawling around and absolutely fucking people up. This is some seriously kickass shit. It might be the best killer baby movie ever.