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(1998)

If you ever watch TV you know that Law & Order is on like 24 hours a day. That's because it's been on since before they even invented TV and there's been like twenty different Law & Order shows (in fact, for a while NBC was gonna make every single show on their network Law & Order, like Law & Order: Friends, Law & Order: Seinfeld, etc.). You would think that that would be enough fucking Law & Order for anybody, but I guess not because they made a Law & Order movie too and this is it. It's basically all about the cop played by that one guy who used to be on the show but got shitcanned or something (I guess he couldn't get any other work so maybe he hoped this movie would help him get his own Law & Order series since there seemed to be plenty to go around). In the movie he got busted for popping some dude in the mouth, so now he's trying to get his old job back by solving this hooker's murder. It's pretty much just like any other cop movie, which sucks because unlike the show they never get to the "Order" part, which is kind of a rip-off if you ask me- I like checking out those hot, hot pieces of ass that pervert hippie D.A. always has on his staff. The best part is probably when that one old cop is making all these rude-ass comments about the dead hooker like he always does, and the hooker's sister hears him! Ha! I've been waiting for something like that to happen even since that guy came on the show. In the end the main cop solves the case, but he doesn't get his old job back, which is like a parallel to real life because the actor didn't get back on Law & Order either and had to go be on Sex and the City instead. Loser.