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(1966)
The Brain (he's diabolically cool) gets called home for some sort of Wicker Man shenanigans, but his wife decides to follow him so the rest of his little cult - including a blonde homo who always looks like he's super constipated and that chick the Manson Family whacked - tries to scare her off. The homo is pretty good with a bow and the chick has like magical powers, so you'd think they'd get the wife to hit the road by casting a really nasty spell on her or at least shooting her in the shoulder, but The Brain isn't having it so they're reduced to locking her in her room and trying to freak her out by lurking around in the woods dressed like me. It's all pretty pointless, but there is one part where The Brain goes to town on the Manson chick with a riding crop, if that's your bag. In the end The Brain gets the shaft literally and we get it like figuratively for wasting an hour and a half watching this lame, boring crap.
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YOU don't have to PUT UP with the HIP.
