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Eye of the Tiger

(1986)

Gary Busey gets out of prison or whatever and all he wants to do take care of his family and shit (even though his wife couldn't be bothered to pick him up and he has to walk home from jail). It sucks to be him though because he ends up pissing off this gang of crack-dealing (dirt) bikers, and they drive their dirt bikes through the walls of his house, bust the place up, and kill his wife. Gary Busey gets back at them by stringing like this wire across the road that decapitates one of 'em (this part was pretty gory and totally awesome), so the bikers dig up the wife's coffin and drag it behind their dirt bikes through his yard. Later when a couple of the bikers come after him and one jumps on his truck with a grenade he jams on the brakes and the guy flies off into a ditch and explodes. Then he chases the other one down and lassos him off his bike and fucks him up. In the end the bikers kidnap his daughter and take her to their secret dirt bike camp or whatever, so he gets a biker to tell him where it is by shoving a stick of dynamite up the guy's ass, then drives out there with a bulletproof supertruck that has mortars and machine guns on it and fucks the whole place up while the black guy from Alien helps by throwing grenades and dynamite out of a plane.

Needless to say, this movie rules.


 

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