Fangs

(2001)

Whoever made this dumb movie seriously needs to be punched in the face, because it's total crap. This college professor creates these killer bats and uses them to ice all these people he hates. A stupid, ugly lady cop gets assigned to the case and gets help from this veterinarian who must be pretty fucking desperate because he falls in love with her. The bats waste a few people (and a dog) but they don't show any blood, and when they attack this dance I don't think anybody dies at all. Finally the ugly cop and the vet track down the professor and his bats to a barn and blow them up. This movie didn't have any gore or hot chicks, all the people in it were annoying, and just about everything that happened was fucking stupid. It's probably the worst killer bats movie ever, even counting all the ones the Sci-Fi Channel hasn't made yet.

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