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The Fast and the Furious
Tokyo Drift

(2006)

This kid gets busted for drag racing and driving through a house, so he gets deported (I guess) and has to live in Japan. Naturally two seconds after he gets there he meets this filthy rich cat who gives him a free car and teaches him how to race Japanese style, which basically means you have to paint your car so bright that it can be seen from the future and then slide everywhere sideways. And I do mean everywhere: the main dude and his girl even have their big romantic conversation while they're in a car that's sliding sideways. It would've been a lot more realistic if the Asians were all driving riced-out Chevy Citations with fake air intakes and shit, but other than that this movie is actually pretty cool: there's amazing Japanese pussy everywhere,* plus a kickass car chase that has more nips scattering than the last time the Mysterians showed up. It's probably the best possible Fast and the Furious Part 3 anyone could've made. Fuck them for not showing Keiko Kitagawa naked though.

*So naturally the main dude spends the whole flick chasing after some mediocre Australian chick. Stupid gaijin.