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Fatal Skies

(1989)

At the beginning of this movie it says it's based on a true story but some things have been changed to make it "more tragic", which is pretty funny because this piece of crap couldn't be more tragic if it tried. The idiocy starts when these kids accidentally parachute on some guy's private property. He starts raising hell so they decide to have a gunfight with him! Why not, right? During the fight they blow up some toxic waste and a truck and this one cat gets burned alive, but nobody seems too concerned about that. It turns out the guy is dumping the toxic waste illegally though, so he sends these two wacky rednecks to take care of the kids once and for all. Unfortunately for him these clowns make the bad guys in a Dukes of Hazzard episode look like the Goodfellas, so the kids keep escaping. Finally they try to poison the one kid's uncle's well, but they even screw that up and now the uncle is pissed: "Nobody messes with my water and gets away with it!" he says. Never mind that they already tried to rape and murder his niece in one part. It all ends with a huge (but lame) gunfight between the kids and the bad guys. It's all hilariously weak, and almost every time someone opens their mouth they say something completely incomprehensible ("We'll see him fry in jail."; "You can avoid me, but you can never ex-cape!") but at least there's one decent pair of tits.