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Revenge of the Living Dead

(1988)

This dude pulls a stump out of the ground with his tractor and underneath there's a zombie! The zombie makes short work of him, then it impales another guy with a pitchfork and rips his fat pig of a date's stomach open and pulls out... her heart? I knew it! I knew fat people's hearts were located in their stomachs! Fuck you, Wikipedia, I am vindicated. Pretty soon there's zombies everywhere, and they just go around killing random people for a while until finally somebody rounds up a bunch of hayseeds to hunt down their undead asses. Remember that part in Dawn of the Dead where all the rednecks are just hanging out, drinking Iron City beer, and shooting zombies? Well the end of this movie is pretty much just a longer version of that. The best parts are when these two kids have such a long conversation about how in love they are that you know they're dead fucking meat, and when they burn down this barn for absolutely no reason. "I don't want anything coming out of that barn- alive or dead!" says the sheriff. What? You know the people who made this movie just burned down that barn because they found out they could. Irregardless, it's a pretty cool movie: there's plenty of blood & gore, quite a few tits (too bad that except for one fairly tasty cheerleader the chicks are all pretty rogue), and best of all you can make a drinking game out of it by chugging every time they show somebody in a jean jacket. Definitely a good party movie.