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Flying Virus

(2001)

These bad guys make killer bees, but they keep them in boxes and just leave the boxes lying around the jungle on the floor, so some dude just moseys on by and helps himself. You'd think they'd keep boxes full of killer bees in a locked room, or at least prop a chair against the door or something, but I guess that never occurred to anybody. Anyway, the dude takes the stolen bees on an airplane and of course they escape. Meanwhile, this reporter chick is running around the jungle trying to find an antidote to the bee stings, but things aren't going so well because this crazy military guy is trying to stop her. (The military guy is so nuts he keeps killing his own commandos for no reason. I'm sorry, but after he wasted like the third or fourth one, I really think I'd have to let his monkey ass go. Training those cats is probably expensive.) The passengers manage to take care of the bees on the plane, but then the military guys fire a missile at them, so this TRS-80 Whiz Kid has to hack into the plane's computer, trick the missile, and save the day (that doesn't make any fucking sense, but since it turns out that "poison" is the antidote to the bee stings I guess I shouldn't expect anything in this movie to). There's no blood, no gore, and the only cute girls look like they're too young to show their tits, except this was made in Brazil or something so maybe not, but either way they don't.

Total Bee Kills: 52