Forbidden Zone

(1980)

This is one of those movies that's weird as fuck just for the sake of being fucking weird as fuck, plus it's in black & white which is a totally gay art-fag thing to do because I know they had color in the 1980s, I remember from Miami Vice. It's basically about this cute French chick who gets lost in a magic dimension run by Tattoo from Fantasy Island and how her retard family comes to save her, except none of it makes any sense and the only real reason to watch it is because Tattoo's smokin' daughter spends the whole movie with no top on. Actually there are a lot of tits in this movie, and Oingo Boingo did the songs because the lead singer's brother made it and I guess he felt sorry for him, so if you like Oingo Boingo, Tattoo, and tits you could do way worse. Then again, you could invite a hot chick over to watch Fantasy Island then feel her up while you listened to Dead Man's Party and you'd be doing a hell of a lot better.

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