Forrest Gump

(1994)

This stars the guy who was the main dude in Bachelor Party, one of the greatest comedies ever made, but it came out after he started making gay, queer shit like Big and became a total pansy so don't expect anything awesome like the part in Bachelor Party where the donkey did a shitload of drugs, busted the place up, and croaked so they had to dump it in the elevator. Man, that was some good shit... Anyway, in this movie the Bachelor Party guy plays a retard who goes through life doing everything he's supposed to do and stuff ends up working out pretty good for him. Meanwhile this girl he knows is like this big rebel, so she dies of AIDS. So the moral of the movie is that you should be retarded and totally conform or you will die of AIDS. I guess a lot of people thought that was a pretty good message because this movie was super popular and they made it king of the movies that year, plus I'm pretty sure the main dude got like a special lifetime achievement award for being the world's biggest tool, but don't quote me on that exactly.

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