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Frankenstein

(1992)

These guys at the North Pole or whatever find Dr. Frankenstein and his monster chasing each other on dogsleds. They save Dr. Frankenstein and ask him what the deal is, so he tells them what went down:

It all starts when he gets passed up for like this science award so all these students boo and rush the stage and carry him out on their shoulders chanting his name and shit. Yeah, I'm sure that's exactly how it happened, Frankenstein. Anyway, back at his lab he has these magnets that can teleport body parts into a big tank full of piss or something and he uses them to make a monster. As if that isn't retarded enough, when the monster comes to life, it's Cousin Eddie from Vacation! Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Duh. Cousin Eddie escapes of course, but then some people chase him and he falls off a cliff (this part's hilarious) and everybody assumes that that's the end of him.

Frankenstein goes home and asks his ugly cousin to marry him (fucking pervert). Cousin Eddie follows him, but some dude shoots him and he falls over a waterfall (this part isn't as funny as when he falls off the cliff, but it's close). Later Eddie kills Frankenstein's queer little brother, and when Frankenstein hunts him down Eddie demands pussy. Frankenstein doesn't follow through though, so Eddie shows up after his wedding and wastes his ugly wife. Frankenstein's so pissed off he chases him all the way to the North Pole and we're back to where we started. For some reason the tape starts with a "Frankenstones"* cartoon, which is pretty interesting since the cartoon is supposed to be funny but isn't, and the movie isn't supposed to be funny but it is. It's like ironic or whatever.

*If you don't remember the Frankenstones, they were the Flintstones' neighbors in the 1980s. The big joke was that they were monsters, so they did monstrous things, like tracking mud in the house on purpose. It was fucking retarded.