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Frankenstein Meets the Wolf Man

(1943)

These grave robbers dig up the wolf man's body to steal some shit he had buried with him, but the wolf man comes back to life because, well, actually I'm not sure why- he just does. At first everyone thinks the wolf man guy is just some nut and this doctor tries to help him, but he starts wasting people again so he decides he needs to find a way to kill himself and end the curse once and for all. He figures the best person to go to for help is Dr. Frankenstein. Obviously this guy's not too bright, but it turns out Frankenstein's dead so I guess fate is looking out for him the same way it looks out for the pure of heart and drunks and shit. He does manage to find the Frankenstein monster, though, so he sets it free so it can help him find Frankenstein's diary, which it doesn't do, but at least now it's on the loose so even if the wolf man guy manages to kill himself and end the curse of the werewolf and shit the Frankenstein monster will still be rolling around killing people. Way to think ahead, you selfish prick.  Anyway, he's pretty bummed by this point so he goes to the village the Frankenstein monster is always rampaging through and hangs out at their wine festival, I assume to get loaded, but this obnoxious fag who's on speed or something is running around town singing this annoying song and he's so damn irritating that the wolf man guy flips out on him and the doctor who was trying to help him in the beginning finds him because he's making such a huge fucking scene (not that I blame him). The doctor tells everyone he'll off the wolf man and the Frankenstein monster once and for all, but then at like the last second he decides it would be a better idea to make the Frankenstein monster as strong as possible, you know, just for the fuck of it. Of course the Frankenstein monster and the wolf man start fighting, but we never get to see who's toughest because this fat villager has had enough of this bullshit for one lifetime so he blows up the dam, the flood destroys Frankenstein's castle, and both monsters get buried alive.* Weak.

*The movie stops right here, but from what this one cat was saying earlier I'm pretty sure that that flood is going to go right down the mountain and destroy that whole village full of drunks too. I guess fat boy had so much wine in him he didn't stop to consider like this minor glitch in his otherwise brilliant plan.