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Frankenstein Reborn

(2005)

Thanks a lot for making "interviewing a crazy guy" movies popular, Silence of the Lambs, you miserable piece of shit. Now half the time when there's a crazy guy in a flick we end up watching him jaw with some shrink for half the movie when he could be out doing something interesting like decapitating nuns or chasing a naked chick around her apartment with a nail gun. These movies think they're so clever and shit, but the interview part always goes exactly like this:

Psychiatrist: "I think you might be able to help us, even though you're batshit crazy."
Crazy Guy: "I'm crazy all right, but I'm way smarter than you."
Psychiatrist: "Holy shit, he's right! I'm fucked!"

This time they mixed the "interviewing a crazy guy" movie with a Frankenstein movie, another type of flick that's almost always weak, so of course that makes it twice as lame. The people who made this did their best make it good by throwing in some awesome gore, nice tits, junk, blow, and even a little lesbo action, but even with all that it going for it was still boring. Really, I think it says a lot about Frankenstein when even lesbians can't make him interesting anymore.