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(2005)
Brenda Walsh is this sorority chick who's also in a band called "Dead Pink" (Ha! Awesome.) that, believe it or not, actually rocks. One day though this crazy girl crashes the party, single white females her, yokos the band, steals Brenda's man, and even bashes some zone dweebie's head in with a brick. You'd think this movie would end with the mother of all catfights, but instead it ends when Brenda trounces the crazy girl in a battle of the bands! You mean that's it? Shouldn't the crazy girl go to jail, or maybe get shot several times before falling out of a window onto some spikes? I mean, I'm glad Brenda won the battle of the bands and everything (she is hotter), but what about that guy who got murdered? It's like a Saved By the Bell solution to a Basic Instinct dilemma. What the fuck? This movie's retarded.
Tragically, they never kiss. I also would've accepted some scissor sisters action.
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