Frosty's Winter Wonderland

(1976)

Frosty the Snowman comes around for a visit, but he gets lonely and I guess some of the kids he hangs with caught Bride of Frankenstein on the late show or something because they decide to build him a snow wife.* Then they make a snow minister to marry them. You know, it's not hard to imagine this spiraling out of control pretty quickly; I can see it now: Invasion of the Snow People. Jack Frost is on our side at first (he wants to murder Frosty) but he lets himself get sweet-talked out of it so it's just pure luck that we all didn't end up completely fucked. Thank god for global warming.

*For some reason he requests a fat chick. Just what the world needs, another fat chick. Thanks a lot, Frosty.

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