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Future Fear

(1997)

This racist general brings a virus to Earth and it starts to kill everybody (even white people, but I guess he didn't think of that). A scientist and his crazy, annoying, bitch wife are tring to make an antidote with monster embryos, but the wife decides she wants to save the embryos and be their mom instead of saving the world ("You have a better suggestion?" she says), so the scientist steals the embryos and they have a helicopter chase. The chick shoots his chopper down and it blows up, but he doesn't even get hurt and escapes into some secret lab. The chick follows him and they chase each other around. Even though time is of the essence and stuff, the guy stops to make himself a sandwich. He also finds rabbit shit on the floor, picks it up with his bare hands, and smells it. Eventually he gets trapped in the secret military lab bar because it has an electrified floor and the wife steals the embryos. He escapes by yelling and throwing things around, then freaks out when he finds a bunch of dead kids and teachers in the secret military lab daycare center. Finally he and the wife have their final battle in this huge "shaft" that's just the corner of a room with an extendable ladder propped up against the wall. The guy wins, but the evil general shows up in a Nazi uniform (with a monocle), takes the embryos, and shoots the hero in the leg (I guess the hero forgets, though, because he walks on the bad leg a minute later and doesn't even have a limp). Just when all seems to be lost, Alice in Wonderland shows up and saves the day. I'm not fucking kidding. This was the gayest, cheapest, dumbest piece of shit I've seen in a long time, but at least the wife got naked in a flashback.