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Gangster World

(1996)

Gangster World is another goddamned robot amusement park, but if Westworld was the "ultimate vacation", then Gangster World is more like renting a room in Akron for the weekend. Of course Gangster World goes haywire and the robots start attacking everyone, and this time it turns out that the main computer (which is run by some rubber vomit floating in a fish tank) is pulling a HAL-9000 because it doesn't want to be replaced with the latest upgrade. The problem is that if they don't install the new program or whatever by a certain time, the whole place will explode,* so this annoying drip, a hot-ass blonde chick, and a good robot (nice perm, queer) have to try to set shit straight before the whole place blows sky-high. A bunch of people get thrown around and shot, but it's all pretty lame. The only good thing about this flick is the top-notch snatch: there's some nice robots tits right at the beginning, and the main blonde and this little brunette who works in the control room are both smokin'. Too bad we never see them naked. You know, I think that's the problem with these movies; "Gangster World", "Westworld", "Futureworld"... Blowing away gangsters, cowboys, and astronauts would be fun for a while,** but I think it's high time somebody came up with a robot amusement park that gives us what we really want. You know exactly what I'm talking about here. That's right- "Private Schoolgirl World":

*This is what computer geeks call a "forced upgrade".

**Especially those lousy astronauts. They think they're so cool...