George Washington

(2000)

Remember that summer where the kid died? Everybody had one. The one in our neighborhood was named Chad Turner, and I still remember the last thing I said to him: "You won't try because you know you can't make it, fairy." Well a kid dies in this flick, but then the movie totally forgets to be about that. Instead, this other kid runs around in a ridiculous outfit directing traffic, his uncle kills his dog and makes a dog/coonskin hat out of it, a couple more kids steal a car... Nothing ever comes of any of it though. It's one of those movies that around the halfway point or so pretty much decides that it just doesn't want to be about anything. I cannot tell a lie: it sucks.

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