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Ghost Game

(2004)

When it comes to Ghost Game, everybody's a fucking loser. These three witches return from the grave, and two of them start killing everybody. So what do the good guys need to do to save themselves? Scavenger hunt! I'm dead fucking serious. There is a pretty good twist at the end and you can't really argue with the four-way catfight that breaks out in one part, but it's not all that gory and even though there's three hot witches running around, two other cuties flash their boyfriends, and a third twat gets an X-fueled crankdown, there's no nudity! Yeah, that's what people want- a horror flick full of hot chicks that skimps on the blood and tits. Seriously, why was this movie even made? Was it a tax write-off or something? I'll tell you one thing, if I worked for the IRS and I audited the people who made this flick I'd nail 'em to the goddamned wall because it's obvious they weren't even trying. It would all be in my report: "Film had no tits. Obviously meant to intentionally flop and be used as tax dodge. Recommendation: life in prison."

Props to the witch named "Lucy" though- she is one fine piece of Wiccan ass. I wonder if she has a girlfriend?