Ghostriders

(1987)

This cowboy gets hanged, so 100 years later his whole gang returns as ghosts to kick everybody's ass. (Why do ghosts always wait a hundred years to come back? Why not, say, two weeks? Then they could actually get revenge on the person who pissed them off in the first place, instead of his break-dancing great-great grandson or whatever. Ghosts are morons.) The only thing that can stop the ghosts is this valuable old gun that this one dude keeps under his mattress (duh), but nobody knows that so the ghosts kill almost everybody. The ghosts are just these dudes in cowboy clothes somebody bought at the thrift store, and they use guns so there isn't any gore. There's one part where some people are gonna blow up this house the ghosts are in, but then they don't. There aren't even any tits.

This might be the weakest movie ever made.

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