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The Giant Spider Invasion

(1975)

These rocks from outer space turn out to be full of diamonds and spiders,* and pretty soon the spiders start overrunning this nearby town. Later giant spiders show up too and they start eating everybody. One of the first people they waste is this chick in her underwear who had a PBR for breakfast, a Milwaukee's Best for lunch, then some bottom-shelf  vodka for dinner. I consider that a mercy killing. The Skipper from Gilligan's Island can't stop the spiders and neither can this mob of rednecks, so in the end it's all up to a scientist who looks like Roy Wally and his lady scientist friend. Or his scientist lady friend. Whichever. The spider attacks aren't gory enough and it's all kind of dumb, but there is one hottie with a teriffic little ass who shows off her tits for a second, so that manages to salvage the entire movie.

*Just typing that makes me want to listen to Bowie.