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Gidget

(1959)

This chick "Gidget" has all these slutty friends* who keep bugging her to stop being a fucking prude and get laid already, but she doesn't want anything to do with guys until she meets this one surfer dude. He's a complete go-nowhere bum so, naturally, she's totally into him. Chicks are all the same. Anyway, she makes it like her goal to hook up with him before the summer is over, I guess because there's some sort of cut-off date at the end of August for being easy. Go, go, Gidget hormones.

At first she asks her mom how to land a dude, but mom's advice is pretty shitty ("One of the advantages of being a young lady is that it's not up to you, it's up to the young man"), so Gidget comes up with this scheme (at least it wasn't a "zany" scheme) and of course a misunderstanding happens. The weird part is that this is a pretty old movie, but the misunderstanding isn't anywhere near as stupid as the ones in the chick flicks they make today. I guess these kind of movies have just gotten dumber. Anyway, in the end she gets the guy and he gives her his pin, which is like old-movie code for sticking it in her (like when they show a train going into a tunnel, or somebody stabbing a chick). Congratulations, "Gidget", teenage pregnancy is right around the corner.

*I liked the brunette with the fat ass- nice.