Girls School Screamers

(1986)

When I rent a movie called "Girl's School Screamers" I expect one thing and one thing only: tits, and lots of them (actually, I guess that's two things). Well, there were some hotties in this flick (the best one looked like a flat-chested Winona Ryder), but there was NO NUDITY OR GORE!!! What a fucking ripoff. Join me in the chant:

WHERE ARE THE TITS?!

Note: If you're reading this at work, you probably shouldn't do the chant.

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