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THE WORLD OF MR. SATANISM VS.
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(1979)
Seriously, why does Japan even have a military? Not only will they not use the Bomb, but in like fifty years I don't think they’ve managed to stop one giant monster! Then there's this flick, where they get it handed to them by a bunch of cats who don't even have guns! It all starts when a bunch of army guys suddenly go back in time to samurai days. They don't seem too surprised when this goes down though. Maybe that sort of thing happens all the time in Japan. It sure would explain where all those dinosaurs and ninjas are always coming from. Anyway, before you know it you've got army guys versus samurais, which is not only utterly badass, it also happens to rhyme. And I gotta give the army dudes props; in most time travel movies everybody is always all worried about changing the past and shit, but not these jokers- they just start blasting the piss out of everybody in this huge out-of-control battle that totally fucking rocks. Best of all, if you have some toy army men, toy samurais, gasoline, firecrackers, and a lighter you can like reenact the whole movie in your garage! Don't tell your parents where you got that idea though.
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